othing in your life could’ve ever prepared you for the stupifying adventure we’re about to take right now man

 

Congrats on making it here...

 

Karma’s definitely your side..

 

So get comfy.

 

Kick off your shoes. Grab your beverage of choice, and soak in your first and last experience..

 

With a former half baked homeless couch surfer surfer....


 

 

You heard me.

 

Not the FIVE clicks that ACTUALLY mean 5,000 clicks and a full time online job...

 

Five actual clicks to profit..

 

This is the app that your marketing teachers claim to have, but never do..

 

and I can’t tell you how weird it is..

 

 

Because you’re talking to a dude..

 

Who grew up on a commune in Berkley, California where personal possessions were considered the devil’s work...

 

Who’s brain is more fried than an albino on a nude beach...

 

Who was so broke I didn’t even  a bed to sleep in when i started out online with this system..let alone a personal computer...

 

A guys who couch surfed his way to 14 different countries and 33 different couches with nothing but the the Hitchhiker’s Bible to my name..

 

only to come eyeball...

 

With the only software app..

 

That automatically taps you into a completely new way to make money with NOTHING more than an affiliate link...

 

You pop the affiliate link into the software...and the money comes out the other end

 

It’s that simple.

 

And that’s because it’s also the ONLY software that taps you into the 11 BILLION dollar traffic source...that your gurus TOTALLY flaked on...

 

Why don’t the gurus know about this Traffic Goliath? Why isn’t it mentioned in a single product to date?

 

Beats the hell out of me..

 

Maybe they were just too sprawled out on crushed Ritalin....partied too hard..to notice...or maybe just too busy scamming unsuspecting gramas trying to stay afloat... with fake claims..fake names..and FAKE PRODUCTS to really care about biggest untapped traffic source on the planet..

 

 

 

And then this..

 

With an APP that’s ready to do the same for you..in an honest five clicks of your mouse..

 

Now I need you to remember this fact just in case you’re thinking this is something you can’t do...

 

You see this??

 

That was my first big haul...

 

When I made THAT money...

 

The only thing I was good at was hacky sack and ...Braiding  my dreads.

 

The words INTERNET MARKETING as a profession...were still foreign to me..

 

I had With NO IM skills..NO LIST..no rich dad..

 

And no clue what the hell I was even doing...

You see..

 

All this traffic and money came without any of the usual stuff you’re told you need,

 

I’m talking about a system that works for you 24/7/365:

 

 

Maybe somebody makes good money with all that stuff you’re being hammed with daily..

 

But personally...

Listen up Deuteronomy...

 

ALL of these methods you’re being taught..

 

They are the ball and CHAIN traffic sources of the unchill, the bugged out and the overworked masses...

and it’s not their fault man.

 

The people buying this stuff..and even the people selling it.., are simply uninformed.

Lke I always say..when you find yourself on the side of the majority..it’s time to STOP and reflect.

 

The REAL money..just ain’t gonna be where everybody else is...it never was..it never will be..

If you’ll open your mind to it...you will begin to experience a NEW way.

 

A completely original venue..where the 3 day Phish festival.. NEVER ends...

 

 

So if you’ve been burned before...

 

What I need you to do right now is ditch all of that bad energy..and the bad experiences..

 

Because until today you’ve ONLY experienced methods everyone else is already doing...

 

Instead of being the first to the banquet...

 

 

 

Ready to snap up products from YOUR affiliate link like a hippie with the munchies at Ben and Jerry’s.

 

And you’ve got the APP that automates the ENTIRE process in just give 5 clicks..

 

Making money isn’t something you need to work for...it’s just something that happens organically...

 

All you need to do ...is for once..just go with the flow..

Yeah it’s true you’ve ‘never heard of me before..

It’s true..I haven’t been out there with a new product launch every month..flashing bling...like I’m G-d’s middle aged Armani wearing gift to humanity..

But there’s a reason why I haven’t been out there pulling that madness..

I’ve got a philosophy man. A code I live by, if you will.

And I don’t believe in creating internet marketing products and promoting myself..

Because if you’ve got something that actually works. You don’t need to make internet marketing products..OR promote yourself at all..

You just share the thing that’s working for you with others..it’s pretty simple...

and if you DON'T have a product that worked already for your self.

you like...don’t sell it..

you dig?

I’ve got a simple rule I stick to..

If I haven’t passed the pipe on what I’m doing to at least 10 folks I know...and seen it turn their life around ..

I just won’t sell that thing...

 

So I test let others try it out like;

 

like Deborah Hammond

 

She used to work at the volunteer animal hospital.. Now owns here own nature reserve after just 12 months of using the system..

 

 

 

Like Gary Carper... who used to sell home-made burritos to the local surfers...

 

Now he’s got chain with a fleet of 15 burrito trucks in 8 different states..

 

and Will Gray who was a fellow couch surfer...who actually still couch surfs....but with a personal assistant...

 

and Lucus Christian... who decided to use his winnings...to chase the perfect wave all over the world.

 

The guy actually has himself dropped into waves by a helicopter...

 

Surfs all day every day he is still on pace to make $285,896 this year...*

 

He’s only been using the system for 85 days..

 

Maybe that makes me weird, or unusual..that I only sell stuff that works..

 

Maybe it was the commune I grew up on that
taught me not to live a life around screwing people.

 

Maybe it’s because I wasn’t schooled in the marketing halls of the the SHAM WOW guy..

 

I don’t know...

 

I just know

 

 

I like any decent human being..I want to share it with others..

 

But let me just make one thing clear...

 

The money you see here...

 

is STRESS FREE money..The only kind I’ll tolerate..

 

I live and die by the flow..

 

 

If it takes TIME away from life...it’s just not worth it.

 

I’m stubborn like that..

 

got me kicked out of a lot of classes..and fired from a lot of jobs..

 

But eventually...in a twist of fate. I found something that actually fits my lifestyle..

 

It’s actually pumping that sort of money into my accounts .

 

while I surf, backpack through Europe

 

or record this hokey video...

 

 

Now...here’s the big question..

 

 

 

 

 

How does a BEACH bum...become a BUM who owns the beach he sleeps on..

 

It just isn’t supposed to happen.

 

And sometimes I still don’t believe it myself...

 

But I promise you..it will make perfect sense..

 

 

Here’s my story..

 

“Caleb! Get your ass OUTTA HERE!”

 

That’s me getting kicked out of class...

 

Yeah that pretty much sums up my high school career.

 

I guess you could say I had ADD before it became the popular thing to have....

 

 

Pretty much your average guy from SoCal right?

 

Turns out school..or books weren’t really my thing..

 

..so I just walked away..permanently...

 

and I don’t even think anyone noticed...

 

I took odd jobs all over the place

 

Building custom surfboards...

 

Lifeguarding at a public pool,

 

Surfcamp counselor,

 

Worked the kitchen at the taco joint..and saw the munchies eat up almost

my entire salary.. and yes...I actually got fired from T mobile..

 

I didn’t think that was possible...

 

You know the type...tons of unpaid bills in collections...

 

No plan on paying them...

 

I just was never taught to care about that stuff.

 

 

I was losing my chill over it...

 

And then it went from bad to worse..

 

In the summer of 2008 I get a a letter from the bank saying that my paychecks were being withheld due to collections...

 

Worst part is I forgot that my poor parents were my cosigners on my checking account at the local bank...

 

 

Dude...

 

This was the ultimate bugout.

 

I am ok if my actions screw my life up...

 

I can deal with that...


But when my BS hurts the only people who ever believed in me...

 

That’s a low point...

 

I couldn’t even face em..

 

Didn’t even turn back to explain myself.

 

I packed a backpack and a sleeping bag and the last last two

payroll checks from T-Mobile before the garnishment..

 

 

For those of you who don’t know..

 

That’s a glorified hippy term for homeless..

 

Here’s how it works.

 

You find someone with a couch...

 

You sleep on  their couch...

 

Then you move on to the next couch...

 

All over the world.

 

In my case..this led to some pretty mind bending adventures.

 

But let me give you some advice if you try this at home.

 

 

Because one DUTCH chick..didn’t seem to think it’d be awkward if i’m found sleeping on her couch when ... her boyfriend barges in for an early breakfast..

 

...A golden haired adonis with GI Joe arms mind you... finds me asleep there on the couch... wearing nothing but my Adam’s tuxedo..

 

now..I don’t know much dutch..but I could swear I heard him say something about a kitchen knife...

 

So I panicked

 

Dude...

 

The mouse was out of the house.....but I was pretty much out of options..

 

So I actually high tail it down the fire escape looking like a naked roadrunner on speed..

 

While SWARZNEGGER pounds the pavement outside looking for me...

 

In short...

 

 

I survived man..

 

But that’s how it was..

 

Surviving.

 

Not really living..

 

as ORGANIC as I thought this whole thing would be...

 

..something was way off...  

 

Maybe was the financial situation I left in shambles on my parents shoulder’s...

 

Maybe it was the constant confusion about what country I was in when I woke up..

 

But on COUCH 26 in Austin..

 

Something amazing happened...

 

I met the couch that changed my life...

 

I knew the minute I rang the bell...

 

There was something different about this pad...

 

 

Some of the most expensive liquor I’ve ever seen is hugging the walls...

 

I recognize a CHE-GALL above the sofa

 

But it looked like there was a hell of a party the night before...

 

The place smelling like Jonny Depp’s ashtray...

 

A dizzy looking girl stumbled out of the bathroom...

 

She headed for the door...

 

She said bye...to no one

 

and eventually left...

 

 

“Hey... you Caleb?”

 

ENTER  CJ...my new host.

 

Think Boogie nights. Squared.

 

“Make yourself at home bra...Mi casa es su casa...”

 

the kind of face the chicks go nuts for......unfortunately he looked like he’d

 

been sniffing paint for the past 12 hours...

 

But for some reason..we instantly clicked..

 

It must’ve been a yin and yang type thing..

 

And he taught me a few things about partying..and I taught him a few things about letting go.

 

After a couple days...we had a little chat about how long I was planning on staying....’

 

I told him only a few days...and how much I appreciated his hospitality...

 

He blurts..“Dude stay as long as you need to...seriously...you’re cool man....”

 

“You sure?”...

 

He’s like.“I wouldn’t have mentioned it if I wasn't sure”

 

It didn’t take long to realize..

 

CJ couldn’t stand to be alone...

He needed my company...as bad
I needed his couch...

 

Which was a relief..because I was starting to feel like a parasite..

 

The guy was always taking me out on his dime..

 

And when he said we’re going out..

 

He meant an all night bender...

 

That’s when I realized just how truly cashed this dude was...

 

 

One night when he was drunk...He goes over to the Salvation Army dude with the Santa bell..and just fills his bucket with hundreds..

 

When he got strippers..he’d surprise them with enough money to pay their expenses for the month..

 

Never met a guy like him before or since.

 

Now...

 

That’s NOT even where this story get’s interesting..

 

As any good couch surfer knows...you gotta be neat...or else you get kicked off the couch...

 

So I thought I’d do CJ a favor and clean the place...while he was out...

 

I just put on some tunes...lit me up a fatty and started scrubbbin

 

Eventually CJ comes home see's me cleaning in his office..

 

and

 

stops dead in his tracks...

 

He turns white..

 

He goes off...

 

“I don’t know dude...I was half baked over here...”

 

(In truth..I was totally.. blitzed)

 

He storms over to a door and opens it...there are like eight different monitors..

 

All beeping and jiving..Looking like some real James Bond shit..

 

He walks in the room and slams the door in my face...

 

I whispered “Your welcome” but was yelling it in my head...take that...

 

and then we sorta pretended like nothing happened..

 

 

But that got the old noggin cranked up...and I started noticing stuff..

 

..I start to notice CJ doesn’t really do much for his scratch...

 

He never goes to work or anything..

 

Seems to never do anything but hangout and party...

 

But I WOULD find him coming out of that room at the oddest hours of the morning..

 

For a few nights I fantasized about breaking into that room like a old bank robbing flick.

 

.. One night I broke down...I just had to mention it...

 

Eventually we found ourselves at a diner at 4 am...eating grilled cheeses and fries....

 

”Dude...I says...I gotta ask you...What was the deal with the computer room meltdown...?”

 

He looked up at me and he just starts cracking up..

 

I laugh with him..but I’m not really sure why..

 

“Sorry bro...that was not cool. I freaked out. I have something...that’s...well it’s... a bit.. valuable.”

 

“Sometimes it messes with my head, makes me paranoid....

 

If certain people knew that I had this...they might come after me to get it...

 

I’m confused as hell at this point and he knows it..

 

I trust you Caleb...you’ve been living with me for over 6 weeks...but it’s kinda hard to explain

 

Well, I live on your couch...so it’s not like I have anywhere to be...

 

Lay it on me...

 

 

“cloning? what is this star treck?”

 

Well sorta..

 

When people makes money online...

 

The software picks up on that...and just does it better..

 

The investments. The parties. The girls I’m able to get..

 

It’s all because of this..

 

I spent half my adult life creating the damn thing..

 

Then his face changes....

 

He said too much...

 

and tries to change the subject...

 

“Do you know what Burning Man is, Caleb?”

 

Yeah, why? (For those of you unfamilar with Burning Man, I suggest you research and experience it for yourself...a bucklist entry for sure)

 

“Wanna go?”

 

Of course I want to go...Don’t really have the available funds....but thanks

 

Dude...on me...

 

For real?!

 

This was a whole new level of generous..

 

 

His little diversion worked...I totally forgot about the computer room secret...

 

So we flew out to Vegas...met up with a few of his “collegues”..

 

Stayed for a night of partying and gambling.

 

In the morning we rented a bitching caravan...and headed out...

 

We packed enough beers for an

 

army...meats...charcoal...grill..

 

I was soo stoked...Burning Man...I had fantasized about this for years...

 

Finally five mind altering days in the desert...need I say more....

 

 

A few topless chicks pass by on a tandem bike for three...

 

Me and CJ spontaneously combust.

 

We set up our base camp and start firing up the grill...

 

There is music everywhere...clothes are always optional...but SHARING anything and everything with your neighbor is not..

 

..you can just imagine...

 

So we all start pre-partying...

 

 

Of course...an hour into the damn thing...I lose touch with CJ...

 

I swore I thought he knew what he’s doing..apparently not..

 

Because a few hours later I see a small crowd gathering and it doesn’t look like they’re happy..

 

When I get there...CJ is lying on the ground completely pale as a ghost...not breathing...

 

His friends are soo out of it they are all just panicing....

 

I used to be a lifegaurd.

 

and that side of me kicked in like a switch had been flipped...

 

 

A few pumps of oxygen from my smoke stained lungs..

 

He was back...and he start coughing and puking like a football player hitting the 6 footer...

 

But he was back man...

 

I’m more than shooken up..

 

I put him on the back of the ATV and took him back to camp...

 

The next day, CJ emerges from the Caravan...

 

Disoriented and pale...

 

He spends the rest of the day...resting...sleeping

 

He reemerges at night...when we’re all chilling by a bonfire..

 

 

I’m like: “hey man..that’s just what you do in a situation like that. you’d have done the same for me...

 

But I’ve got to be honest before we get too emotional...what went on last night was a bit too intense for me...pretty messed up stuff you did there..”

 

“I think it’s best that I don’t go back with you...I’ll be surfing on to another couch...”

 

“I totally understand Caleb ...But I owe you...”

 

“U kidding me? You gave me a roof for 3 months, gave me cash, chicks, fulfilled my Burning Man fantasy.

 

You don’t owe me a damn thing...

 

Just go easy next time bro...“

 

But he didn’t...

 

That wasn’t the last time CJ went overboard..

 

Things under the surface were worse than I thought...

 

 

Because a month later..

 

He went on a bender twice as hard..

 

I think it was the same thing he was trying to accomplish...that night I saved him.

 

But I was long gone...and this time even the emergency room docs couldn’t bring him back..

 

And that was the end of CJ

 

The call came while I was in Austin..

 

I heard it from an estate attorney...

 

I was bummed. But it wasn’t exactly a shocker...

 

CJ was no more..

 

But that wasn’t all the lawyer called to tell me..

 

He tells me that CJ had left something for me..in his offices...

 

There was a disc in the computer room...

 

How creepy...

 

So the lawyer FEDEXes the mystery disc to my front door...

 

At this point I’ve moved on to a far more grungy pad..and this host had an anti-technology bent...

 

No computer anywhere...

 

So I have to trek it over to the local library to see what this disc is all bout..

 

 

Looking more morose than I’d ever seen him.

 

Must’ve been a video he made before he went on that bender..

 

He says

 

“Caleb..

 

If you’re watching this. I’m probably long gone. But there’s something you need to hear from me before I go.

 

When I saw death that night at Burning Man...I made a big revelation...

 

And it’s about that computer room you stumbled into..

 

I spent a lot of time and energy to keep that stuff for myself...

 

But when I saw death that night at Burning Man.

 

I realized I just can’t take that all that computer room crap with me...none of it..

 

Somebody should benefit from it..

 

And You deserve it more than anyone I’ve met.”

 

“Caleb.

 

 

Do your thing. you’ve got a beautiful attitude on life..

 

I know you’ll always do beautiful things with the money....”

 

He then launches into the instructions on how to download this APP.

 

This is too trippy...

 

He says, Caleb I know you’re thinking you don’t know jack shit about how to market online..

 

And you’re right.

 

And it doesn’t mater.

 

When I said people want it...

 

That’s because anyone can use it and make money...

 

All that crazy computer stuff from my “Off Limits” room,

 

none of that’s needed.

 

I just like to watch my metrics closely..

 

But I know that’s just not you..

 

Did I ever lie to you...the whole time we hung out?

 

So trust me when I tell you.

 

This $#%$ is gonna change your life...

 

 

Just five clicks...I know that if I made it any more than that...You just wouldn’t do it...You lazy ass.

 

Here’s how you do it..

 

So there I am....I’m watching this from a public library in Austin...

 

..I almost feel the librarians gonna kick my ass out...for illegal activity..

 

So i kinda sink into my chair..make sure nobody’s looking

 

and I just start following what he tells me to do click by click..

 

There’s a small piece of code I need to copy paste...

 

and an “affiliate link” I needed to create...

 

No clue on what that was..

 

He tells me to check a box to choose one..

 

It asks for a small amount of personal info...bank accounts address

 

and a link appears...I guess this was the “affiliate link” he was talking about..

 

I copy paste that where he tells me to..

 

and it’s done...

 

Damn that was easy...

 

I was proud of myself...Most work I’ve put in in years...

 

And I waited..

 

Wasn’t really sure what was supposed to happen...

 

So I just waited...started fantasizing about cash just starting to pour out of the hard drive ..like a rigged Vegas slot machine..

 

That’s what I expected, but that didn’t happen...big disappointment

 

 

Maybe it needed to simmer..

 

So I went back to the couch...

 

Next time I get to the Library I check back into the program..

 

and I notice there’s a tab for “EARNINGS”

 

So I click on it.

 

I check it...$12 bucks...

 

the software told me I had earned a total of 12 bucks..it was being automatically wired to my bank account..

 

That was a lot of buildup for just 12 bucks...

 

But that was enough for a 12 pack...

Guess it wasn’t as powerful as CJ made it out to be...
But if it’s green it’s clean I say...

 

I went on a little road trip after that..

 

Came back after a week and the curiosity about my little experiment...was totally infecting my brain...

 

So when I got back...

 

I booked it to the Library and was the first guy on the list for the computer lab..

 

 

I was already planning the trip to Sasquatch this was gonna fund..

 

I log on and still the SAME  $12...I was deflated...

 

was this CJs cruel game from the grave to mess with my head..

 

Sorta pissed off..

 

I decided I’d at least give the damn thing a run for it’s money..

 

 

So that’s why I did.

 

This time I just started setting them up like Dominos..as fast as I could click..

 

After my 15 minutes were up...I got back in line and waited for another 15...

 

Spent all day like this.

 

I must have set up a hundred of those things..

 

You know what’s crazy...it was kinda fun...sure didn’t feel like work

 

After a few hours of that..

 

I was back on the road.

 

I hitchhike it to Vegas for couch 33.

 

I check back into another library...

 

Just to reconnect with family and friends....

 

 

...I assume it's another lien blocking any account activity.

 

But its asking for me to come in personally...

 

I thought it was a sting to arrest me over my debts...I was super paranoid.

 

I was forced to go in...I only had $12 left in the checking account...

 

But when you only have 12 dollars to your name...You need every single one of them...

 

So I went in to my local branch prepared for the worst...

 

 

They all head towards me...I’m shaking and ready to sprint out of here if I have to...

 

Caleb Abrams? Yes...(My voice is trembling like a wet Chihuahua)

 

We would like to speak to one of our investment advisors...if you don’t mind..

 

We’d like to offer you access to our Platinum Elite Account, with a credit limit of half a million dollars

 

I think you might have the wrong dude....

 

Do I look like a Platinum Elite Member to you...

 

Sir you qualify due to the thousands of dollars in deposits we’ve received in your checking account...

 

over the past few weeks..

 

\

 

“Is this one of them hidden camera shows..because if it is the host is getting a kick to the junk”

 

We assure you it is not.

 

And they show me the screen...

 

 

Well can we take the hold off of my accounts now?

 

Yes sir right away...

 

And that was it...

 

CJ was right, from that day on my life was never the same...

 

I don’t really remember the next few days...for obvious reasons..

 

But the real shocker was what happened over the next few weeks...

 

 

It just kept pouring in like an overstuffed popcorn machine or something...

 

After just 2 months of allowing it to do it’s thing..

 

I had enough money to live comforably...work free for the next year.

 

After running it for 4 months...I realized I will never need to worry about money ever again..

 

That was when I aptly named the software: CHRONIC PROFITS

 

and suddenly..

 

 

That’s my hut in Bali..it’s on the water..you know those huts on stilts...hole DIRECTLY over my...12 by 12 hut...

 

It’s got a nice canopy bed..shower..little chair dinnette..square cutout hold...right in the middle of the room you’re in..

 

I can literally dive right into the water from my living room.

 

I don’t need to imagine what paradise is like...because I’m actually LIVING it every day of my life.

 

My life is a perpetual vacation...

 

Not the fanny pack type..with the visor..

 

But I do travel..

 

I go places as a local..

 

when I go to Rome I rent a villa..........

 

I am still going to all the music festivals and chillin’ on the regular...

 

Still keeping my old lifestyle just with a modern twist...

 


 

You hear that? Endless money...it feel's kinda weird saying it...but I can say with total confidence...I have endless money...wow that’s fun...

 

I used to walk the streets with a sleeping bag on my back..

 

to owning a 500 ft. by 7 ft. island... it’s no Honolulu..but hell..I own my own island bro..

 

How many people can say that..

 

and for kicks...I sponsor my own music festival... of course

 

some people invest in the stock market..I invest in memories..

 

That’s what Chronic Profits is really all  about...doing whatever you want...however you want it...

 

 

 

 

And you’d be right to call me out on it...

 

Because if anyone tells you you can build a web business from scratch...in under 10 clicks...run for the hills..

 

Because we all know building and installing a website is at least 1,000 clicks on it’s own.

 

Luckily Chronic Profits doesn’t mess around with websites..

 

Instead it DETECTS BILLIONS of dollars worth of opportunities all over the web..

 

 

the WORLD's most VALUABLE..and FORGOTTEN traffic source online..

 

the other guys...Making money online in thousands of markets..already done all the work...

 

We already know what’s working..

 

and the software takes you the rest of the way...

 

that means you

 

 

One big catch can be a $5 per day..

 

Another can be $500

 

But every opportunity is worth something. The APP makes sure of that..

 

Because the system ONLY goes after ALREAY proven profitable opportunities..

 

the beauty is...There’s no limit to how many times you can run it..

 

And the opportunities pop up faster than you could ever exploit them

 

Now I told you it was five clicks and I MEANT it..

 

Because there’s NO website needed..

 

If you want to build a website to show your girlfriend you actually do something with your life...

 

Be my guest but it’s a NON-WEBSITE system.

 

NO hosting either...

 

Like I said...all you need is an affiliate link...

 

...Copy paste your link into the box provided..

 

Along with the script we tell you to use...

 

and you’re done...

 

Think you can handle that?

 

And if you want to go “UNPLUGGED” with this system...that’s totally cool.

 

In fact, that’s exactly what I do..

 

I personally still don’t believe in having a computer at home...cramps my style..

 

I just check into Internet cafes to see how things are doing replace any campaigns that stopped making money with new ones..

 

Because HANDS FREE..and STRESS free are the cornerstones of the system...

 

With Chronic Profits you’ll learn that it’s TOTALLY ineffective..

 

To try to “CLAW” your way to the top of Google...or FIGHT for attention with JV partners...and any other of the “struggle for profit methods”

 

With the right kind of system..the money COMES to YOU...

 

And that’s REALLY the philosophy behind the Chronic Profits 5 click APP..

 

Flow.

 

Don’t fight.

 

And that’s why I can sit here with complete confidence and say..

 

Your first sales will follow shortly

 

Whether you’re new to internet marketing..or a season veteran..

 

Whether you’re blind deaf or dumb...missing a left toe..or

 

Sitting there beady eyed with seven cats rubbing your cousins feet.

 

Yup.

 

Remember my promise..

 

 

Guaranteed.

 

and just to make sure of that...My support team and I will be there your side ready to hold your hand until you’re safely across the finish line.

 

Which brings us to the price for Chronic Profits..

 

and if you don’t mind me saying so...

 

pricing is such an f-ed up game...

 

how f-ed up is...McDONALDS has a DOLLAR menu you can’t even buy a carrot for dollar....

 

And it’s the same thing online..

 

The GARBAGE comes cheap..

 

The stuff that’s GOOD FOR you...Somehow nobody can afford that..or it’s just not for sale..

 

Now if any of these Sham Wow salesmen selling you online..had something HALF this good.

 

They’d sell it for 2K minimum while they hold you hostage on a 2 hour webinar from hell..

 

And let me get something straight..this app make their software look as weak as a bon jovi cover band..

 

CJ funneled..literally multiple MILLIONS of dollars into making it what it is..

 

While these guys create a million dollar launch selling you you LOW end PLR. that cost them 200 bucks or less..

 

Just pathetic.

 

That’s why.

 

 

That’s just my nature.

 

Unfortunately...people don’t value something that’s free.

 

So I threw a $600 price tag up against the wall to see if that would stick..

 

Turns out that ain’t ‘bum proof enough for me.

 

200 bucks brings it well within range for the average middle class folk..

 

But you know something?

 

200 bucks is a FORTUNE to somebody who doesn’t have it?

 

And I know you guys are out there..you’rue my old roomates.

 

So I know this is kinda of crazy...but that’s me...

 

Why not?

 

 

And landed at..$49.95

 

And if that’s still too much for you...I totally understand..i’ve been there..

 

but if you think having a hand free automated profit generation system..would  help you out in your life..

 

Hell man...Borrow it bro. beg for it. be resourceful. get on the horn. Take in a partner. Do it with a friend.

 

With your sister in law who could use some extra cash...

 

If there was ever a time to call in a favor...a lifeline..this would be it..

 

But whatever you do...

 

That...the dude will not abide.

 

 

 

I’ve just got ONE more thing I need to say..

 

And that has to do with the number of copies of Chronic Profits I can realistically let go.

 

 

Some of you reading this won’t actually be able to purchase the app...

 

When you press buy now it will just restart the video...I am sorry..

 

This is SIMPLY out of respect for those who are actually using...

 

and relying on Chronic Profits...for their sustenance man.

 

I needed to make sure that the  tastiest opportunities  go to the 150 who carma brought to me FIRST.

 

 

After that...I go back to my life of chillin...

 

This recording has been enough work for the next 5 years...

 

So if your buy now button still works...

 

But you’re thinking maybe you’ll wait until you get your next paycheck...

 

or push it off for another day..

 

Well.. that’s just not going to be an option..

 

The word spreads TOO fast..When something comes out that actually works..

 

and the spots are just too limited.

 

and i don’t care if you take it or leave...You seal your own fate

I want you to do what’s best for you...Not what’s best for me...

 

Now I’m never one to break up a good party.


If you guys are enjoying this perpetual guru launch merry go round..

 

and if you get some sort of twisted high off of buying into get rich quick schemes...

 

That NEVER work from the endless parade of Sham Wow gurus..

 

se la vie...

 

I’m not here to push anyone into anything they don’t want to do.

 

But for those of you who actually are getting this thing...

 

well..

 

I must admit.

 

I’m a bit jealous...

 

I will NEVER forget the first time I experienced the rush of new money and freedom that came from using this system...

 

You get to LIVE it... while I get to Re-live it....vicariously through you...

 

That’s behind me now.....But it’s in front of you...

 

So go get it..

 

 

YES!  I want to be one of the very limited amount of people who will get access to Chronic Profits!

 

And because I am taking fast action today, I will have the right to get on board for the special price of only $49.95

I fully understand Chronic Profits comes with a 60-day no questions asked money-back guarantee, making this investment absolutely risk-free.


I also understand the $49.95 one-time fee is ALL I ever have to pay to start profitting immediately from the internet.  I'm rushing to the 100% secure ClickSure.com checkout page by entering your email and clicking the button below:




 

 

 


Do it for your body...Man you know stress is the cause of all disease right?

 

Do it for healthy food.

 

For the SLEEP your body needs to actually THINK..

 

Do it for all the days you missed out on stuff like sea breeze..

 

Do it to enjoy a wild night out...Knowing you’ve got NOTHING you need to wake up for the next day.

 

or the next one..

 

or.. for once in your life...

 

Just do nothing...

 

Is this is your one ride through this merry go round.

 

Watch your grass grow...think about who you are

 

or

 

Stuff wads down a strippers thongs

 

Hell it’ll be  your money... and YOUR DECISIONS to make..

 

Just appreciate every moment...

 

and cherish it.

 

Which brings us to your epic moment.

 

Your hot date with The Download button..

 

Take a good look at it... before you do anything...

 

and listen closely.

 

 

I know that button represents a change for you...

 

So take your cursor place it over the time and date...and take a look

 

Your going to want to remember the exact moment it all changed for you...

 

And you know what? Change is scary...

 

The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance.

 

Can’t think to much... gotta go on instinct... Like dancing let your body go with the flow...

 

We’re already dancing on the other side..

 

Join us...

 

Peace..


 

 

 

 

 




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